We dare you to try these terrible pickup lines from hell.
- Stellar
- Feb 14, 2019
- 1 min read
Chivalry is dead they said. Pick up lines are dead they said.
Well Chivalry is not dead and neither are pick up lines!...or are they? Here are some AWESOME (no not really) pick up lines
to get you a date(no not really) and save this art form from extinction.
1. Hey! Is there any space in your gully?
Coz i'd love to park my car in it...
2. Hey, Do you keep a to-do list ?
'coz i'd like to be on Top of it!
3. Hey! You know what rhymes with cucumber?
Your number…
4. Hey! Do your friend's call you Dalle?
'coz, dayumn you hot as hell!
5. Hey, do you like fruits?
'coz I have a special banana just for you!
6. Do you have a Mountain Dew?
'coz I wanna DEWWWW!
note: Scream it out for maximum effect
7. Hey! Do you have 5 minutes?
'coz I only need 2!
8. Hey, did you order the special menu for tonight?
Coz I am on it!
9. Hey! Are you a Submarine?
coz i wanna see how deep you can go
10. Hey! are you the bartender?
coz' you are at the bar and oh you look tender!
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